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#sexhair #love #sex #hotmess #loveyoubetter

#sexhair #love #sex #hotmess #loveyoubetter

1 year ago
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One of my #doberman is on top of me in bed bc she is afraid of the storm. #dog #dogs #doberman

One of my #doberman is on top of me in bed bc she is afraid of the storm. #dog #dogs #doberman

1 year ago
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Ron Pope - “A Drop in the Ocean”

1 year ago
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The Daily Show: 1/8/13 in :60 Seconds (by comedycentral)

1 year ago
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Comedy Nerds United!: Charles Darwin’s Birthday

comedynerdsunited:

Hey everyone! First off let me just say thank you so much for coming to my birthday party. I know that I can kind of live out of the way of most stuff, but I appreciate you making the trek! Also, sorry about that riddle at the gate, it is just a way to keep pranksters with an IQ below 110 from…

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1 year ago
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Dennis Rodman: Man of the People

As Dennis Rodman traverses the globe in pursuit of world peace and well, whatever, a Gen Y-er, must recount the some of the more memorable achievements and wonder what in the hell is this notorious bad boy trying to accomplish?

Growing up in the times of the “Three Peat Repeat" and greatest trio in NBA history— Jordan, Pippen, and Rodman, he undoubtedly has a store of glory attached to his name. However, also in that time period we have the famous, “I’m getting married and the bride is a secret” episode. Well, as many of you may remember, it turned out to be quite a spectacle when Dennis Rodman (1996) showed up in a wedding dress and said he was going to “marry himself” [in order to promote his book] Bad as I Wanna Be. There is also his numerous marriages/divorces and feuds/fights that were broadcast for all to see (but who can really hold that against someone?)

Flash forward to today, Mr. Rodman has visited the totalitarian state of North Korea. He and the new ruler of the nation that recently reignited the Korean War got chummy over a basketball game. No question, this was as exciting as a US NBA game.The new BFF of the dictator has told ABC’s George Stephanopoulos that Kim Jong Eun that he just wants President Obama to “call him.” He thinks they can bond over their mutual love of basketball. (ABC News.com: Dennis Rodman: Kim Jong Un Wants President Obama to ‘Call Him’) He also, unsuccessfully, tried to have audience with the new pope. He was held up by bad weather in Northern Italy and the fact that he is Dennis Rodman.

If it’s one thing Dennis Rodman knows, it’s diplomacy, am I right?! After all those years of divorces, fighting, and arguably odd publicity, how and why take a large and controversial leap? Stick to what you know, Dennis. I don’t know whether or not your plan is to run for office, seek a cabinet position, or be the next Jon Stewart (kidding) but, sorry to say, you and your rainbow hair don’t make the cut.

1 year ago
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collegehumor:

Pope Yoda
Wait until marriage, you will.

collegehumor:

Pope Yoda

Wait until marriage, you will.

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1 year ago
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Desperate times call for desperate measures. #wine #screw #powerdrill #wino #saturday

Desperate times call for desperate measures. #wine #screw #powerdrill #wino #saturday

1 year ago
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This is what you should do when you get to the Eiffel Tower. #eiffeltower #paris #france #latoureiffel

This is what you should do when you get to the Eiffel Tower. #eiffeltower #paris #france #latoureiffel

1 year ago
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xdilara:

DIRECTOR DAVID YEATS ON TORTURING HERMIONE (x)

“I didn’t shoot it like a scene where you [say] action [and] cut. I kind of let the camera roll for four or five minutes and I let Helena and Emma improvise… build an intensity together. It was getting scary. Emma was able to just let go a little bit and forget for a moment that she was acting. And the screams were quite horrible to listen to. It was a very odd energy in the room. In that moment and in that day and in that room, she kind of crossed the line as an actress. She discovered something within herself that will make her a great actor.”

#harrypotter #emmawatson awesome

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1 year ago
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